Girl vs. Girl

Girl vs. Girl is a wordless segment where White and Black Girl fight each other. They always seen winng or losing. Most of the time. They are seen defeating George Zimmerman and Grey Girl. They are both chinese. They are a parody on Spy vs. Spy from the MAD magazine.

Season 1
(Dress Pregnation) - White Girl places a bomb next to Black Girl (which is fuse). Black Girl defuses it by snipping it, but the bomb turned out to be a lion and is mauled. White Girl watches behind a bush and does a victory laugh.


 * (Note: This is the first time White Girl wins in a series premiere)

(Hunter Upper) - Black Girl is in her garage fixing her car. White Girl comes in and slaps Black Girl's butt causing her to fall. White Girl goes over to Black's car and attempts to get the car engine out. But little did she know, there was a machine gun inside. The machine gun shoots White, sending her flying as Black does her victory sign.

(The Big Mystery) - White Girl's in the desert reading her documents. Black Girl, appears charing at White Girl but falls in a hole. White Girl prepares to bury Black Girl tasers her.

(Mecha Gaga) - Black Girl launches a missile at White Girl's boat, White Girl splits her boat in half, but the missile splits in half blowing her and the boat up.

(Hot for Teacher) - White Girl is walking down the road but sees Black Girl walking behind her she fails to hit her but hits her hand on the brick wall as she suffers in pain. White Girl notices that Black Girl is using a projector, White decides to hit her again but fails, it turns out that Black put a projector into a projector. Funny, right?

(Playing Hooky) - White Girl is playing poolball, as it turns out to be her putting pool balls in Black Girl's mouth. What a great thing for an empty stomach, get it?


 * This is the first time White Girl wins in a season finale.